Do you ever find that the instant someone tells you his or her name you forget it? Like the hand shake that is supposed to transfer information in fact does the opposite? When I shake someone's hand, it seems as though my brain slides out through my fingertips. I will forget everything they have just told me. Maybe it's because I'm concentrating too hard on the handshake itself, trying to get the perfect firm grip, the perfect range of motion. I don't know.
But for whatever reason, I can't, for the life of me, remember the name of the guy I met today at the thrift store by my new house.
I am home for the summer. Sort of. My mother is moving to the United Arab Emirates in July. She has rented out my childhood home, and now is renting a room in a friend's house on the other side of town. I sleep in the spare room, where a treadmill is folded against the wall. I have hung my Nikki McClure calendar, to keep me inspired. It doesn't really work. I don't have a car anymore. I had to sell it to fund my overpriced education at a pretentious liberal arts school that I incidentally, am very proud of. Every day, I sit here, on my computer. I go on Facebook. I take quizzes. I do nothing.
Down the street from "my house" is a thrift store. Again, the name escapes me. It is one of two in my town. The other one was down the street from my real house. Odd.
I can't sit here all day, I tell myself after another perusing of Facebook. I'm looking for an amp for my guitar. Preferably used since I don't have any money. Also I owe my mother about $1,300 for a computer. I put on my clothes that are too weird for my small town but not weird enough for New York and lock the door. Hop on my mother's bike, which is a bitch to ride, and pedal down the gravel driveway, past the barking dog and the horses, and turn out onto the main road.
When I get into the store, the guy (let's call him Mike. That seems right) is vacuuming. He's probably in his forties, bald. Glasses. I am unimpressed with the store at first. Seems pretty typical, nothing special. Just a bunch of old 90s clothes on racks, a small room to the side with books and a bunch of beanie babies (which are 25% off!!!!). He strikes up a conversation, as I suppose he must to keep himself entertained at a thrift store in the middle of nowhere. I nod and smile. Polite as ever. He tells me there's more "tops and jeans" in the back, if I'm interested. Sure, I say. Wander into the back. There is a much larger room, full of bizarre artifacts, and I am now impressed. I'm inspecting a $5 transistor radio and imagining how angry my mother would be if I bought it when Mike appears on the other side of the table.
"You like retro things?" He asks. I am wearing nothing but thrift-store items.
"Yeah," I say. He nods.
"You ever read steampunk?" He says. Did he really just bring up steampunk? In Yelm? In a thrift store? What?
"I've never read any, but I know about it." Sort of.
"I really like it. I have all these bicycles at home that I want to turn into something, you know, Victorian."
"Like a flying machine?"
He laughs, "Yeah, something like that." Pause. "I'm not into wearing the goggles or anything. But, you know, the idea is neat." I nod. What is this guy doing here?
I poke around the store a bit more. The typical questions come up. Where are you from? Is this your first time in the store? What are you studying in college?
I am looking through a pile of books stacked at an odd angle when I come across The Anarchist Cookbook. What? What?! I grab it, delighted. It is $1.50. I try on a shirt, which I also end up purchasing. At the counter, Mike smiles at me.
"The Anarchist Cookbook!" He chuckles. He's from Yelm. He can't know what it contains.
"It's not really a cookbook," I humor him.
"Oh, I know," he says, a twinkle in his eye. Seriously - who the fuck is this guy? "I recently bought a domain called disobedientchild.com. I haven't put anything on it yet, but I want to supply tools for civil disobedience."
Oh. My. God.
"That's awesome!" I say.
"Yeah, but nothing illegal. I don't want to get arrested for having a website."
I nod. Dig out money from my coin purse.
"Where did you say you went to college again?"
"Oh. Sarah Lawrence. It's in New York."
"New York!" His eyebrows reach a height I didn't know was physically possible.
"Yeah. It's pretty cool."
"A lot different than here!"
"No kidding. I went as far away as possible."
"Any excuse to get out of Yelm..." he said.
"Is a good excuse," I finished for him. "Definitely."
I stuffed the shirt and the Anarchist Cookbook into my bag.
"See ya later!"
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